Blonde in first class

[nash]

In a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first-class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first-class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first-class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally persuaded her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York."

[shooter]

[hamiclar01]

After all the blondes I've come across these 10 years in blighty, I have a feeling that the creators of blonde jokes are actually shy,dark haired, pimple faced adolescent boys who have never left their houses.

[amit888_2000]

[TwoRivers]

After all the blondes I've come across these 10 years in blighty, I have a feeling that the creators of blonde jokes are actually shy,dark haired, pimple faced adolescent boys who have never left their houses.

But, nevertheless, funny joke.
What do you call a peroxyde blonde? Artificial intelligence.

[nash]

After all the blondes I've come across these 10 years in blighty, I have a feeling that the creators of blonde jokes are actually shy,dark haired, pimple faced adolescent boys who have never left their houses.

what do u have to say about the creators of Sardarji jokes???

[hamiclar01]

what do u have to say about the creators of Sardarji jokes???

Good question! Hmmm................ probably next door baldie neighbours to the black haired pimply kids?

[Steve007]

I'm married to a blonde and I have to say that...uh, say, you don't allow girls on this board, do you? Well, not wives, I mean. She couldn't be reading this, could she??

Never heard any Sardarji jokes, so I have no comment. Come to think of it, I've never heard of a Sardarji either.

[nash]

Never heard of a sardarji.. u gotta be kidding!!

[vrohan59]

[Ricky]

Never heard any Sardarji jokes, so I have no comment. Come to think of it, I've never heard of a Sardarji either.

Now thats THE joke ...

[Steve007]

Well, in the interests of cross-cultural edification, I have looked this up. It may surprise you to know that the Santa and Blanta joke book isn't really a best-seller in the US. If fact,if it were sold here, I suspect there would be picketing by churchgoers who might mistakenly think it an attack on St. Nicholas. Still, many felt negatively towards Sikhs post-9/11, probably confusing them with Saudis, so perhaps if it were explained to them.. .Anyway, we've got Polish jokes, which are remarkably similar, so do not feel greatly deprived.. And of course, Operation Desert Storm ('91) yielded a host of Iraqi jokes.

Santa:

[hamiclar01]

Now thats THE joke ...

Really? Cast a glance at Steve's location.

The holy terrors of three important departments in my hospital are blondes. So, as far as blonde jokes go, I'm saying nothing