One line Humour

[art_collector]

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cheque.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.


[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

[brihacharan]

Hi Guys,
> Here's an amazing 'One Liner'...
> An epitaph on a grave stone "Joe lit a match to see if there was gas in the tank - There Was'!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan

[MoA]

Marraige remains the leading factor for Divorce.

[Vikram]

Good ones,gentlemen.

[brihacharan]

Hi Guys!
> Here's another cracker of a 'One Liner' -
> The famous humourist Robert Benchly & a few theatre personalities met once a month to wine & dine.
> They usually wound up the session by doing something unusual.
> On this particular night, they ran out of ideas to conclude the occassion - however one actor came with a brilliant suggestion - he said 'Let's all write our own epitaphs and put them in a hat, jumble it and then one of us will pick each one and read aloud.
> A much married actress who had one too many & an unsteady hand requested Benchly to write "Her's".
> Benchly obliged - and when her's was read - it said "AT LAST SHE SLEEPS ALONE"!!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan

[brihacharan]

Good ones,gentlemen.

> Thanks Vikram / Guys...
Here's another one to tickle your funny bones!
> It was friday night and deep in the forests the Jungle Bar was packed with animals of all shapes, sizes & breed.
> Bellying up to the bar was this inseparable trio of a Giraffe, Wildebeest & Zebra.
> After several rounds and savannah gossip it was time to go & they called for the last one for the road.
> When the time came to pay up - they all reached for their wallets.
> It was then they heard the deep baritone voice of the Giraffe from above......
> That's okay fellas - "THE HIGH-BALLS ARE ON ME"!!!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan

[prashantsingh]

Here is a TWO liner.
Ad in a News Paper "For Sale . Complete Set of Encyclopedias in excellant condition".
Reason for selling: "No longer needed. Got Married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.".

[m24]

Good one, chief.

Regards

[advitiyas]

Good one buddy...