Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

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Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by nagarifle » Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:04 am


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of

me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is

narrow. In fact, just p**s off and leave me alone.


2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.


3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.

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Re: Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by Mark » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:48 am

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I like this one. Thanks Naga, now I have another new saying!
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by nagarifle » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:50 am

for me its:


8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Re: Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by sudhaiob » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:11 am

Mark wrote:5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I like this one. Thanks Naga, now I have another new saying!
This saying has been attributed to Warren Buffet
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Re: Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by dr.jayakumar » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:46 pm

good one naga, its true..every word in it.
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Re: Teaching of Mater Obione konbi

Post by airgun_novice » Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:21 pm

dr.jayakumar wrote:good one naga, its true..every word in it.
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+1 :-) Too good, in fact.

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