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Hunting with airguns
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Re: Hunting with airguns
PORKY POWER !
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Re: Hunting with airguns
"What a line up we have - Chubby, Tubby, Porky and Grumpy. Rollover Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan. The new order cometh....even if it includes one old fart".
Guess that makes me Porthos then as he was the biggest, fattest and oldest.
Beware the old fart with lots of guns who can shoot straight and is notoriously grumpy !
By the way, who`s `Rollover`? ........ I don`t remember a Musketeer named `Rollover`.
Guess that makes me Porthos then as he was the biggest, fattest and oldest.
Beware the old fart with lots of guns who can shoot straight and is notoriously grumpy !
By the way, who`s `Rollover`? ........ I don`t remember a Musketeer named `Rollover`.
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Re: Hunting with airguns
Ode to Mack The Knife.
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
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Re: Hunting with airguns
Nice one Grumpy
Is it your own orignal?
Is it your own orignal?
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Re: Hunting with airguns
Sorry I just noticed
this thread was for hunting with airguns
dont know how we landed up talking about farts
this thread was for hunting with airguns
dont know how we landed up talking about farts
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Re: Hunting with airguns
There is a story that Jehangir had one of his courtiers fart 'God Save the King' to welcome Sir Thomas Roe.Might be anecdotal but I think that you get the idea
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