Why Men Are Just Happier People

[nagarifle]

* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* The world is your urinal.
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
just ''too icky.''
* Same work, more pay.
* Wrinkles add character.
* Wedding dress--$5,000.00, tux rental--$100.00
* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* One mood, ALL THE TIME.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* You know stuff about tanks.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
* You almost never have strap problems in public.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* You don't have to shave below your neck.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
* You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
* You can shop for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes

[Hammerhead]

You can sleep on sofa cause you are late by drinking out.

[Moin.]

lOLZZ...

Nice one Nagarifle.

Regards
Moin.

[Bhargav]

You can stay quite for hours and yet your mind is just empty

[babawalter]

good one Naga

[Priyan]

I feel like something is missing...

[only32owner]

How I missed this, absolutly true
Hats off to you Naga Sir.

Hammerhead and Bhargav
good addition and to the point, and these came from practical experience

Regards.

[Vikram]

I feel like something is missing...

Do you wish to know, why?

Best-
Vikram

[Priyan]

Nah, I guess I already know why.

[sowmiyamoorthy]

Guys
Here some points
1.You can import any caliber of air rifle without customs duty.
2.You can import as much as ammunition for your rifle
3.Hunting of small game or medium game is allowed in INDIA
4.NO member ship or license is required to import for rifles
5.Petrol cost is just 20INR

Sowmi

[Bhargav]

Guys
Here some points
1.You can import any caliber of air rifle without customs duty.
2.You can import as much as ammunition for your rifle
3.Hunting of small game or medium game is allowed in INDIA
4.NO member ship or license is required to import for rifles
5.Petrol cost is just 20INR

Sowmi

And then you suddenly wake up and see the watch which reads half past 10 and you realize you are already late to work )

[only32owner]

Very true bhargav,
I also see all these things in my dreams, but I get a kick to open the door for my Dudh Walla . I am loving it since it was me who insisted on LOVE MARRIAGE ,
love is still there some where....... ok let me find it, I cant ask her since its my resposibilty to take care of love. But marriage very much strong no one can break without her consent.Even the Suprime Court Says so

Guys
Here some points
1.You can import any caliber of air rifle without customs duty.
2.You can import as much as ammunition for your rifle
3.Hunting of small game or medium game is allowed in INDIA
4.NO member ship or license is required to import for rifles
5.Petrol cost is just 20INR

Sowmi

And then you suddenly wake up and see the watch which reads half past 10 and you realize you are already late to work )

[Bhargav]

Very true bhargav,
I also see all these things in my dreams, but I get a kick to open the door for my Dudh Walla . I am loving it since it was me who insisted on LOVE MARRIAGE ,
love is still there some where....... ok let me find it, I cant ask her since its my resposibilty to take care of love. But marriage very much strong no one can break without her consent.Even the Suprime Court Says so

Guys
Here some points
1.You can import any caliber of air rifle without customs duty.
2.You can import as much as ammunition for your rifle
3.Hunting of small game or medium game is allowed in INDIA
4.NO member ship or license is required to import for rifles
5.Petrol cost is just 20INR

Sowmi

And then you suddenly wake up and see the watch which reads half past 10 and you realize you are already late to work )

I hope she is not reading this or else you have to sleep with your guns

[only32owner]

Hi bhargav,
Sleeping with guns are ok I can keep them unloaded but recently I got myself some large, sharp and really deadly knives
Dont know what things they will cut off from me, since no provision to unload them .
I'll prefer to surrender and go shopping.

Regards.

PS.Keeping in mind, I should not be happy at all, using all tips Naga Sir already provided.

[only32owner]

Naga Sir with your kind permission,
I am adding one, that I experienced recenty,

* For a 15 day trip you can pack your bag in 15 minutes, without making any STD/ ISD calls, to all you know.

Regards.