Doctor’s Hunting Skills
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Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead.
The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. “I'm not quite sure it's a duck,” he said, “I think that I will have to get a second opinion.” And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.
Another bird appeared in the sky. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. “I'll have to do some more investigations,” he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.
Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. “Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?” The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.
Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
“Go see if that was a duck, will you?”
Danish
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead.
The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. “I'm not quite sure it's a duck,” he said, “I think that I will have to get a second opinion.” And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.
Another bird appeared in the sky. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. “I'll have to do some more investigations,” he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.
Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. “Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?” The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.
Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
“Go see if that was a duck, will you?”
Danish
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Re: Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Danish u almost got it right.. there were infact 5 doctors! The fifth was an anaesthetist and when he got sight of the duck flying overhead...
I think Asif can complete the story
jonah
I think Asif can complete the story
jonah
Speak softly and carry a big gun!
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Anesthetist drew the Mizo bowie, squirted some scoline on it and sent it winging sky wards, neatly decapitationg the duck and paralysing it.Turning to the assemblage with a bow-"my new Mizo bowie..."
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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He he he he
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I am the Saint the Soldier that walks in Peace. I am the Humble dust of your feet, But dont think my Spirituality makes me weak. The Heavens will roar if my Kirpan were to speak...
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I'm an ER Physician,not an anesthetist...
NOw it would have had a different ending had the 5th guy beenan ER Physician!;)
NOw it would have had a different ending had the 5th guy beenan ER Physician!;)
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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just pulling a leg.. eljefe's. By the way how is the bowie...? Cut a finger yet?
Jonah
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Great looking, will re do a bit-after market customising...a project in itself, will post as I go along.
Thanks Jonah
Thanks Jonah
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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Re: Doctor’s Hunting Skills
An ER Physician ? You mean he would have turned over in his bunk and asked a nurse to shoot the bird ? !!!
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......Yeah, left that one wide open didn`t I ? This nurse...er, `bird` that you turned over next to ...... um...... Was your wife a nurse ?
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'Nuff already folks, leave the poor doc alone.. My fault actually.
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Re: Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Moral of the story: Its the surgeons who always get the birds
Yaj.
Yaj.