There's a Gorilla in my compound!
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:30 am
Hi Guys,
Here's a GOOD ONE!
> Tom Mechanopolus bought his dream house at the edge of a jungle, that had a 100 year old elm tree just a few feet away from his bedroom window.
> Every morning Tom would open the window and gaze at the Elm and take a deep breath.
> One morning as Tom did this he choked, there was this huge Gorilla sitting on a branch and staring at him.
> He panicked and called the Police, who directed him to the local Zoo.
> The Zoo Keeper responded by saying that a Gorilla had escaped last night, this could be it.
> He told Tom not to panic & not do anything to excite the Gorilla & that he would be there soon.
> A small crowd had gathered by then to watch, when the Zoo Keeper arrived in a pick-up, carrying a shotgun, a pair of hand cuffs and a fierce looking Rotweiller on leash.
> He handed Tom the shotgun, handcuffs & the dog and told Tom....
> Look buddy I am going up the tree and shake the branch on which the Gorilla is perched - Being an Ape the Gorilla would do the same & I will keep climbing higher & keep shaking the branch.
> Chances are that the branch cannot hold the weight of the Gorilla and he will fall to the ground - when that happens let go of the dog.
> The dog is trained to go for the Gorilla's 'Smackaroos' - the Gorilla to protect himself will bring his hands forward to protect himself - You just walkin and put the handcuffs on him - I'll take care of the rest.
> Tom smiled & said "Hey that's great' - tell me you've accounted for the handcuffs & the dog - what's the shotgun for?
> The Zoo Keeper said - Chances are that I may slip and fall - in which case - "SHOOT THE DOG"!!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan
Here's a GOOD ONE!
> Tom Mechanopolus bought his dream house at the edge of a jungle, that had a 100 year old elm tree just a few feet away from his bedroom window.
> Every morning Tom would open the window and gaze at the Elm and take a deep breath.
> One morning as Tom did this he choked, there was this huge Gorilla sitting on a branch and staring at him.
> He panicked and called the Police, who directed him to the local Zoo.
> The Zoo Keeper responded by saying that a Gorilla had escaped last night, this could be it.
> He told Tom not to panic & not do anything to excite the Gorilla & that he would be there soon.
> A small crowd had gathered by then to watch, when the Zoo Keeper arrived in a pick-up, carrying a shotgun, a pair of hand cuffs and a fierce looking Rotweiller on leash.
> He handed Tom the shotgun, handcuffs & the dog and told Tom....
> Look buddy I am going up the tree and shake the branch on which the Gorilla is perched - Being an Ape the Gorilla would do the same & I will keep climbing higher & keep shaking the branch.
> Chances are that the branch cannot hold the weight of the Gorilla and he will fall to the ground - when that happens let go of the dog.
> The dog is trained to go for the Gorilla's 'Smackaroos' - the Gorilla to protect himself will bring his hands forward to protect himself - You just walkin and put the handcuffs on him - I'll take care of the rest.
> Tom smiled & said "Hey that's great' - tell me you've accounted for the handcuffs & the dog - what's the shotgun for?
> The Zoo Keeper said - Chances are that I may slip and fall - in which case - "SHOOT THE DOG"!!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan