Indians For Guns

Ranjeet

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Ranjeet Singh";p="9607 wrote:


Ranjeet

LOL. Superb!

Female members wont take that one without a decent and fair reciprocation from our side..

There you go..

Men are like...
....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mat
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up on you.

Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Jumq,

Your post merely reinforces the point that women talk far too much!



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