Indians For Guns

In my next life I want to live backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better everyday.

You get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect your pension,

Then, when you start work you get a gold watch and party on your first day.

You work for 40 years till you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

Then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.


And then you spend the last nine months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

Larger quarters everyday and then, Voila !

You finish off as an orgasm !

Bloody Brilliant! Did you pen this? If so Hats off to you,

Woodie Allen penned it. Indeed brilliant !!!!!

Marksman

Ha Ha!!!
> Old boy Woody stopped with Orgasm..
> One more retro step & he would remember hanging out with his father!!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan

didnt know u were brad pitt

I am sure everyone who reads this will agree with you.
ha ha ha.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

nice one mate, back to the beginning eh