NO SPEAK ENGLISH

[sawbones]

NO Speak English


An Italian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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What were you thinking? I knew you had a perverted mind.

Dammit, I told you that her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails.

I worry about you Sometimes!

happy shooting
sawbones

[gunrunner]

Hi Saw Bones,
You got a really fuuny bone
Really Nice one buddy.
Keep them coming.
Regards

[grewal]

Now an Italian man's adventure

[Virendra S Rathore]

really gud ones .. keep it going guys

[brihacharan]

Hi Guys,

> An elderly spinster bought a talking female parrot to keep her company. To her utter shock the parrot spoke to anyone who entered her house, "Hey! I'm foot loose & fancy free - Wanna have a good time?
> The woman went to her parish priest and told him about her parrot's behaviour. Where-upon the priest asked her to bring her parrot to him and said - I've two male parrots whom I've trained to always pray and count beads, may be your parrot will mend her ways.
> The next day the woman took her parrot to the priest, who put her in front of his two parrots.
> The woman's parrot on seeing the two male parrots said, 'Hey! I'm foot loose & fancy free, Wanna have a good time'?
> On hearing this one of the male parrots said to the other "Chuck those beads away Sam "Our Prayers Have Been Answered"!!!
Cheers
Brihacharan

[farhan.lateefi]

good one !!