Shooting Cans
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:09 pm
An old woman walks into a gun shop and says to the owner,
"I need a big gun to shoot cans." The owner replies,
"How about this small rifle?" She says,"No these are really big cans."
"Well how about this medium sized rifle?" She says,
"No this are really big cans." Finally, frustrated, the owner says,
"What type of cans are you going to shoot?"
She replies, "Oh, you know, Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Peurto Ri-cans!"
"I need a big gun to shoot cans." The owner replies,
"How about this small rifle?" She says,"No these are really big cans."
"Well how about this medium sized rifle?" She says,
"No this are really big cans." Finally, frustrated, the owner says,
"What type of cans are you going to shoot?"
She replies, "Oh, you know, Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Peurto Ri-cans!"