An 85 year old man is at the doc's having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story...
I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."
"Exactly."
good one
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shoot to kill
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good one
Mr S.M.Nawab
I work to live,
I live to Shoot.
I work to live,
I live to Shoot.
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farhan.lateefi
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Re: good one
''The great object is, that every man be armed.... Every one who is able may have a gun."
Patrick Henry
Patrick Henry
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ravi.sharma
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Re: good one
Exxxactly.
Ravi.
Ravi.
Believing Everybody is Dangerous; Believing Nobody is Very Dangerous..........
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Zake
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Re: good one
Good one !!Zake
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shooter
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Re: good one
i think this one was posted years ago on ifg.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.