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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:12 pm
by SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN :!:

:cheers:
SAM

http://www.abhijeetsingh.com/blog/archi ... ndgun_Is_B

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:22 pm
by amer4545
I am surprised no one has the balls to admit that this is by far the best top ten list i have ever heard....Jay Leno or David Letterman cant come up with one like this in a lifetime
Great list Sam
-Amer

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:46 pm
by ravi.sharma
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

True, True,True ............................. and VERY TRUE.

:cheers:
Ravi.

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:54 pm
by SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE
Thanks fellas :!:

:cheers:
SAM

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm
by m24
Good one. :lol:

Regards

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:52 pm
by jaypreet
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

:cheers:
jaypreet

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:15 pm
by prashantsingh
Good one......

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:36 am
by shooter
:uncontrollable:

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:15 am
by ashraf
AWESOME sam ROTFL ROTFL
way to go :cheers:

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:16 am
by amer4545
Since a lot of us and many more (who are afraid to admit) like the top ten, lets have a vote on which one is the best.

My top is No.#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
-AA

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:26 pm
by coltpython
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:03 pm
by shoot to kill
Simply gr8 superb infact very practical .... well done SAM thts the best i have read on IFG... ROTFL :agree:

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:29 pm
by vkjalan
Amazing stuff Simply amazing. All thumps Up. :D :D :D

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:34 am
by Sakobav
Mine is number #1 ..LOL ROTFL

Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:59 pm
by amer4545
This is a list i would recommend to all shooters who are going thru a rough patch, cracks you up each time it is read