Joining U.S. Customs And Border Protection
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:49 am
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A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection
The agent conducting the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six radical extremists, and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”
A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection
The agent conducting the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six radical extremists, and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”
