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Covering up, OLD SCHOOL.

Post by OverUnderPump » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:47 pm

Once, President Bush went to a school. After a brief talk with the children, he asked them if they had any questions for him.



One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush: What's your name?
John: John
Bush: What's your question?
John: Sir, I have three questions
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of the UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why does America support Saudi Arabia so much?



Bush: you are an intelligent student John... (Just then the bell for recess rang).

Bush: Okay dear students we will continue after the recess is over.


After the recess
Bush: Ok children where were we? Yes, so does anybody want to ask any other questions?

Peter raises his hand
Bush: What's your name?

Peter: Its Peter sir
Peter: Sir, I have 5 questions.
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of the UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why does America support Saudi Arabia so much?
4) Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes before scheduled time?
5) Where is John?

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