Indians For Guns

Remember when we were young? Life was so simple.

Then & Now :

Symptoms and Prognosis :

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis

6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

7. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

8. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia

Priceless........!!!!!


regards

OUP

Does'nt get much worse... or does it?

great stuff!

Rover12

Sadly true.

I missed out the dyspeptic calf look,as glorified by PG Wodehouse