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F-16 & C130

Post by art_collector » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:48 am

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
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The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

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The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by cottage cheese » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:56 am

ROTFL

..perfect one for an avid flight simmer like me...:)
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by captrakshitsharma » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:42 am

Lol seen this before.... good one.. specially for me.. i am an A320 pilot
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by xl_target » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:35 am

cottage cheese wrote:ROTFL

..perfect one for an avid flight simmer like me...:)
What flight sims do you fly, CC?
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by cottage cheese » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:15 pm

xl_target wrote:
cottage cheese wrote:ROTFL

..perfect one for an avid flight simmer like me...:)
What flight sims do you fly, CC?
MSFS2004 mostly. Find it lighter and more flexible than FSX
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by eljefe » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:02 pm

ho, my fav-coffee and cinnamon buns. :D
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by rcdoma » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:18 pm

Good one! :D
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by tingriman » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:02 pm

ROTFL


Nice one,


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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by Yaj » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:55 pm

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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by xl_target » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:29 pm

cottage cheese wrote: MSFS2004 mostly. Find it lighter and more flexible than FSX
Ah ok. I did combat flight simulators for years. CFS 1, 2, 3 and IL2 Sturmovik all the way to IL2 Sturmovik-1946
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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by OverUnderPump » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:42 am

:lol: :lol:
Awesome, you just made my day AC.

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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by cottage cheese » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:27 am

xl_target wrote:
cottage cheese wrote: MSFS2004 mostly. Find it lighter and more flexible than FSX
Ah ok. I did combat flight simulators for years. CFS 1, 2, 3 and IL2 Sturmovik all the way to IL2 Sturmovik-1946
Found MS-CFS series pretty lame...after all the hype... almost Arcadish.

Sturmovik and Aces High2 are the way to go for me... Liked WB series too...

But oddly, I enjoy just simple old flying through 'familiar' country side closeer to home on MSFS... navigation is fun and immersive....


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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by Sakobav » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:49 am

Good one AC

There is another joke about Rocket and jet plane flying side by side, jet plane remarks to the rocket we both fly from point Ato point B, dont get it why Rocket you are in such a rush just take it easy like me..Rocket replied -- Well when you have that fire burning in your rear I will ask you then..

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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by xl_target » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:23 pm

CC, Yes the CFS series was kinda arcadeish but it was the best there was till IL2 came out.

Here is a video I'd like to share. It is from an inter squad match that my squadron (TFC) flew against another (VF29) squad. In the first match we flew on the German side in ME-109's and in the second match we flew the Russian side in Mig's. The object of the mission was for the Germans to sink the Marat (a Russian Battleship) and to defend it if you were on the Russian side. It was a lot of fun flying online in a squadron with people from all over the world.

I'm flying as TFC_Target. Now you can see where my nickname came from.

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Re: F-16 & C130

Post by cottage cheese » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:34 pm

xl_target wrote:CC, Yes the CFS series was kinda arcadeish but it was the best there was till IL2 came out.

Here is a video I'd like to share. It is from an inter squad match that my squadron (TFC) flew against another (VF29) squad. In the first match we flew on the German side in ME-109's and in the second match we flew the Russian side in Mig's. The object of the mission was for the Germans to sink the Marat (a Russian Battleship) and to defend it if you were on the Russian side. It was a lot of fun flying online in a squadron with people from all over the world.

I'm flying as TFC_Target. Now you can see where my nickname came from.
Fascinating - You guys are actually in the stratosphere of flight-siming - as for me 'm more of a sedate point to point FSFS wallah...dunno why but puttering about in a straight line from a familiar airport to another is damn fun for me...a lot of the time... any combat-simming is invariably on a Spit MkVB or Bf 109G6 against AI bots...never really strapped on to online fire and brimstone :)
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