Indians For Guns

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?


Needless to say he never made it. You know why?


These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.


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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close

cheers sawbones
with all due apologies to punjabi speakers like me

If he makes it, maybe he will be like the unsuccessful baby doctor who couldn't reach the operating table.

Some more I just made up
Cough - A type of cow-infection - god knows how the cow felt!
Sinus - An Indian remake of Night Shyamalan's movie!
Fistula - A spider with a temper..
Piles - Something on top of another.
Infarction - A term I missed out sleeping in grade four arithmetic class.
Cancer - Spelling mistake of cancel!
Pain - Glass.
Club Feet - Dancing specialist.
Menopause - Men should slow down

... he hee

Nice

TenX wrote: Menopause - Men should slow down

... he hee

Yeah, a man needs to when the woman has undergone one. Appropriate, TenX.