Indians For Guns

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is .....
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

(The Number 7 satisfies its place of being here in IFG)

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Vikas

Its great

Cheers

Good one, dude.

hi ,
If anybody have song " drunken seven days a week" send me link that song is above all you have listed.

"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" should be on there.