Smart Santa Jokes.
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:13 pm
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White
Santa: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me ? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Santa Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir..
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santa replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Santa: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Santa : We were using duplicate key
Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
After finishing MBBS, Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay"
Regards,
Sudesh......
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White
Santa: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me ? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Santa Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir..
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santa replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Santa: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Santa : We were using duplicate key
Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
After finishing MBBS, Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay"
Regards,
Sudesh......
