We men are honest
Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 10:05 am
We men are honest
*Honorable MEN **
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord
appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?" my son
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water,and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with
a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
He then appeared with the old iron axe
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked..
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and
gave the wood cutter all the three to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his
wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he
cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the
water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
**Katrina Kaif **"Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.. ** YES SHE IS
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It
is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to **Katrina Kaif
**,You would have come up
with **Priyanka Chopra **.. **Then if I said
'no'
to her, you would have
come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,'
you
would have given me all
three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take
care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to
**Katrina Kaif **." **
The moral of this story is: **Whenever a man lies, it
is
for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. **
WE ARE AFTER ALL HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!
*Honorable MEN **
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord
appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?" my son
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water,and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with
a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
He then appeared with the old iron axe
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked..
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and
gave the wood cutter all the three to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his
wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he
cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the
water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
**Katrina Kaif **"Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.. ** YES SHE IS
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It
is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to **Katrina Kaif
**,You would have come up
with **Priyanka Chopra **.. **Then if I said
'no'
to her, you would have
come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,'
you
would have given me all
three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take
care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to
**Katrina Kaif **." **
The moral of this story is: **Whenever a man lies, it
is
for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. **
WE ARE AFTER ALL HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!
