Best Patients to Operate upon
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:42 pm
Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, from Gujarat , said :
'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'
The second, from Punjab , responded :
'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Kerala said :
'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Mumbai , chimed in :
'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Delhi , shut them all up when he observed :
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the ass hole are interchangeable.'
The first, from Gujarat , said :
'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'
The second, from Punjab , responded :
'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Kerala said :
'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Mumbai , chimed in :
'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Delhi , shut them all up when he observed :
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the ass hole are interchangeable.'
