The first, from Gujarat , said :
'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'
The second, from Punjab , responded :
'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Kerala said :
'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Mumbai , chimed in :
'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Delhi , shut them all up when he observed :
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the ass hole are interchangeable.'
