Indians For Guns

First Olympic sailing result just in. English have taken gold, Australian's have taken silver and Somalians have taken the boat !!!!

We need a new thread for this ?

rajaiswal92 wrote:We need a new thread for this ?

Well, in case you have not noticed, every joke in the humor section is a new thread......or there would be only one thread with a thousand jokes

whats the point in a thread if there is no needle?

nagarifle wrote:whats the point in a thread if there is no needle?

That reminds me of an old joke when Bill Clinton was president, when he was leaving office there was this minor scandal as the Clintons were apparently taking things that were not theirs to take from the Whitehouse, items like portraits and I remember also the Whitehouse china and cutlery was coming up missing.

Anyway, the joke went that Bill and Hillary were klled in a car crash, and they show up at the Pearly Gates up in Heaven where Saint Peter has to decide whether to let them into Heaven or not. Unable to decide, he goes to ask God whether to let them in, and God asks St Peter to bring them to him so St Peter leaves and returns a few minutes later all out of breath and exclaims "They're gone!" and God say, "The Clintons?" and St Peter says "No, the Pearly Gates!"

Mark wrote:That reminds me of an old joke when Bill Clinton was president, when he was leaving office there was this minor scandal as the Clintons were apparently taking things that were not theirs to take from the Whitehouse, items like portraits and I remember also the Whitehouse china and cutlery was coming up missing.

Anyway, the joke went that Bill and Hillary were klled in a car crash, and they show up at the Pearly Gates up in Heaven where Saint Peter has to decide whether to let them into Heaven or not. Unable to decide, he goes to ask God whether to let them in, and God asks St Peter to bring them to him so St Peter leaves and returns a few minutes later all out of breath and exclaims "They're gone!" and God say, "The Clintons?" and St Peter says "No, the Pearly Gates!"

and if they get in this time into the white house, its goodbuy USA , they will steal that and give it away