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LUCK FAVOURS THE MEEK!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:29 am
by brihacharan
A golfer is walking down to his golf course, carrying his clubs, when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint.
He pulls out a wedge, creeps up behind the gunman and smashes it over the back of his head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward."

The golfer glances at his golf bag. "Well, some golf clubs would be nice," he says.
Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls up. "We've got your golf clubs," she says,

"But the Sheikh would like to apologize to you in advance :roll: :roll: :roll:
2 of them don't have swimming pools!!!.
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Briha

Re: LUCK FAVOURS THE MEEK!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:06 am
by essdee1972
Brihaji, a quick plan - I'll hold up a Sheikh, you whack me over the noggin (not too hard!!!), and we'll split the clubs, 50-50. Convert them into shooting ranges. What say??

Re: LUCK FAVOURS THE MEEK!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:22 am
by ckkalyan
Good one brihacharan-Ji and essdeee1972

Thank heavens the arab gave him the more manageable golf clubs - Phew! :lol:

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Re: LUCK FAVOURS THE MEEK!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:07 am
by brihacharan
essdee1972 wrote:Brihaji, a quick plan - I'll hold up a Sheikh, you whack me over the noggin (not too hard!!!), and we'll split the clubs, 50-50. Convert them into shooting ranges. What say??
YEAH!!!
If only "Wishes were Camels"....
SD, you & I will take our 'swings' in the sands ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Briha