Smart Thinking Helps!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:56 pm
Moshe the Carpenter, returning home with his week';s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
"Take my money," said Moshe, "but do me a favour: Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won't believe I was robbed."
The robber obliged. He threw Moshes' hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Moshe" otherwise my wife will call me a coward!
Please shoot a number of holes through my coat."
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat.
"And now…"
"Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."
"That's all I wanted to know!" said Moshe - "Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you've ruined or I'll beat you black and blue!"
Briha
"Take my money," said Moshe, "but do me a favour: Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won't believe I was robbed."
The robber obliged. He threw Moshes' hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Moshe" otherwise my wife will call me a coward!
Please shoot a number of holes through my coat."
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat.
"And now…"
"Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."
"That's all I wanted to know!" said Moshe - "Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you've ruined or I'll beat you black and blue!"
Briha
....Good one!