Indians For Guns

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCDEFGHIJK."

"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!" he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, "So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?"

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
Briha

Ouch!

Good one.....

I hope he ducked at the end!

Reminds me of an old friend of an elderly couple who went to their house for dinner. The couple had been married for nearly fifty years and he was surprised to hear his friend refer to his wife through dinner as "darling", "honey" or "dearest". After dinner - when the wife wen to get dessert the man complimented his friend that he had preserved romance in his marriage after so many years and kept referring to his wife in endearing terms. The husband lowered his voice and said "Shhhh - I've been married so long I have forgotten her name"

bennedosse's annecdote reminded me of mine some 14 years and a half back.

The day after a very tiring wedding and an even more tiring reception followed by some intense "cardio-vascular exercises" in the night, we had a Satyanarayan Puja in our house. Just after the Puja, I happened to doze off and at some point the elders, including the officiating priests decided to "poke" some fun at the poor sleeping me... literally so. So my dad gave me a jab in my ribs and asked me to call out to my wife who was in the kitchen with my mom and shaken so rudely out of my dreams and unawares I yelped... "Swapna". But that itself shook me out of my daze and I continued "...Sundari" !

My dad never forgot to chide me of the above incident till his death.
My wife shall never forget to stop chiding me of the above incident till my death.
Her name isn't Swapna !!!
I continue to defend that my wife and she alone is my "swapna-sundari".

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!

..He's still alive?

My wife shall never forget to stop chid ... my death.
You're lucky you have an understanding wife...

xl_target wrote:

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!

..He's still alive?

My wife shall never forget to stop chid ... my death.
You're lucky you have an understanding wife...

A couple in the US who had been married 50 years were being interviewed about the secret of their long lasting marriage.

The husband said that they never ever argued about anything.

How did you manage that?" asked the interviewer.

The husband replied, "Well we went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. In those days there were only horses and we each got on to a horse. My newlywed wife's horse threw her off. She got up and said "One!", and got back on the horse. The horse threw her off again. She got up and said "Two!" and mounted her horse yet again. Again she was thrown off. This time she pulled out a gun, said "Three!" and shot the horse through its head."

I asked "Honey, why did you do that?"

She took one look at me and said "One!"

We never had an argument after that.

Hi xl_target,
> Frankly I wouldn't know "If he's alive"...but if he had survived, he would perhaps look something like this....




Briha

xl_target wrote:

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!

..He's still alive?

My wife shall never forget to stop chid ... my death.
You're lucky you have an understanding wife...

You can say that again, XL. (argh) Very "understanding", I assure you (ouch!) - ooooh - that was the wife "patting" me understandingly (gasp)

Brihji, didn't quite know you had a spy cam in my apartment !