Pun can be Fun!
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:46 pm
1. She was only a whiskey maker's daughter, but he loved her STILL!
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of MATH DISRUPTION!
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be STATIONERY!
4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for LITTERING!
5. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France results in LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART!
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a TIE!
7. A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. THE POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT!
Have a Great Week-End
Briha
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of MATH DISRUPTION!
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be STATIONERY!
4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for LITTERING!
5. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France results in LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART!
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a TIE!
7. A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. THE POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT!
Have a Great Week-End
Briha
But would work on them and bring things back to normal 