Josh and Sam, two friends who were in their 80s met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Josh didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Josh hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried but didn't know where Josh lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Josh, but one day Sam approached the park and -- Lo and behold! --There sat Josh!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and asked….
'For crying out loud Josh, what in the world happened to you?'
Josh replied, 'I have been in Jail.'
'Jail' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well' Josh said, 'you know Cindy, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I some-times go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, I remember her. What about her?’
'Well, last month she filed rape charges against me; and at 89, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded GUILTY…
'THE JUDGE GAVE ME 30 DAYS FOR PERJURY!!!
Briha
