Indians For Guns

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside.....
"You skin this one Sam, while I go and get another one!

Briha

Good one Briha ji.....

Nice )

There is another I heard ...

Two men were preparing to go hiking into the wilderness where grizzly roam. First was wearing the hiking boots and the other was wearing running shoes. The First asked ... "why are you wearing running shoes as it won't matter if we come across a grizzly?" The second said, "I don't have have to outrun the grizzly, I just have to outrun you".

There is one on duck hunting.
I couple of friends go out duck hunting.
As they are walking towards the marsh they see this flock coming in their direction.
One up them pulls up his gun and goes "Bang Bang".
He hits nothing.
he then raises his fist and shouts."Those are warning shots. If you guys come back here. I am gonna kill you."

very funny

Good ones, Brihji and Prashant.