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CANADIAN Citizenship Interview

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:48 pm
by brihacharan
CANADIAN Citizenship Interview

An immigrant from China applied for citizenship in Canada. He was interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. As he does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.

Officer: Do you know who was the First Prime Minister of Canada?

Translator: (In Cantonese) The officer asked you, Where did you eat hamburger?

Man answered: Oh..... McDonald (the first minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)

The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.

Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?

Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer asked you, What is the dirtiest thing in your nose?

Man replied: Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese)
(The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.)

The officer added a current affair question, "Who is the prime minister of Canada now?"

Translator in Cantonese: "What's that part of the face below your lips and above your neck?"

Man replied: "Har Per", which means in Cantonese meant- (The current prime minister of Canada is Prime Minister Stephen Harper

The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.

Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?

Translator in Cantonese: The officer asked you, how does a dog sounds like when it barks?

Man said: ... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote - One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to Vote.)

The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian Citizen. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
Have a Great Week-End
Briha

Re: CANADIAN Citizenship Interview

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:13 pm
by Vikram
The translator is a genius and a real helpful bloke. ROTFL

Re: CANADIAN Citizenship Interview

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:48 pm
by nagarifle
:agree: ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Re: CANADIAN Citizenship Interview

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:53 pm
by ckkalyan
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Gppd Joke!?!

Welcome to Canada! :lol:

Truly, this is not very far or away from my personal experience here from my landing in Oct 2009 in Vancouver, British Columbia...I am being really honest here...- honestly! :lol|

Very nice brihacharan-JI