Indians For Guns

Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.

---The first man had married a woman from Illinois , and he told
her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It
took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see
a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

---The second man had married a woman from Michigan . He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful Irish girl from The Bronx, New York .
He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed,
laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

moral:Never go for an irish.
regards
dr.jk

Good one nagarifle!

ckkalyan wrote: Good one nagarifle!

Irish girls have a mind of their own
you find them in villages not in town,

Marry them & you'll play the clown
Try being one up and they'll put you down,

Brunettes with blue eyes you'll find them
Treat them nice & they'll shine like gem!

Look for the ones without blemish
Get the wrong one & you're finished!!!

Briha

I wouldn't know; I'm Irish (mainly ) and I married an Indian girl (over 20 years ago), can't write any more just now, I have to do the dishes.

Ruari wrote: I wouldn't know; I'm Irish (mainly ) and I married an Indian girl (over 20 years ago), can't write any more just now, I have to do the dishes.

> Can't write any more just now, I have to do the dishes.

Briha

Ruari wrote:I wouldn't know; I'm Irish (mainly ) and I married an Indian girl (over 20 years ago), can't write any more just now, I have to do the dishes.

Me too - but have to cook before that ! Gotta run !!

Hahahaha
The whole thread is getting awesome.

haaaaa dont worry guys we men are all in the same boat ...the rudder is wid d ladies ..we can keep onnn paddling but d boat ll go whr dey want it to go...sooo jst lay bk n njoy

Well don't know about Irish girls from the Bronx but there was this old guy who had been married over 50 years and he was interviewed and asked how his marriage had lasted so long.

He said "That is because we never argue"

The interviewer asked, "How did you manage that?"

"Well the day we got married we left for our honeymoon in the Grand Canyon. Each of us got on to a horse and my wife's horse threw her off immediately. She got up, dusted herself off and said "ONE"

She got on the horse again and the horse threw her off again and she simply got up, said "TWO" and got on the horse again.

The horse threw her off a third time and this time my new bride pulled out a gun and shot the horse dead. I was shocked and asked her "Why did you do that?" So she took one look at me and said "ONE". And we have never had a disagreement since then"

"bennedose" wrote....

She took one look at me and said "ONE". And we have never had a disagreement since then"

It's verily said that 'Its difficult to understand a woman'....
Well here's an example....

A working couple were busy getting ready to go to work one morning....
In the process they got into an argument that went on & on & on.....
Finally when they were at the door, the man in order to broker peace said....
Man: Honey "Have a Nice Day"....
Woman: "Don't Tell me What to Do"
Briha

Yiou face it everyday in the context of RKBA.........

Woman: these men are such ^*(*&^&*.......... they see a woman and they have to pass comments, molest, rape, etc....

Me: Well, carry a gun, or a knife, or learn karate

Woman: DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

On the topic of tough girls there is this story of a seret CIA recruitment for a very special mission. After the gruelling initial tests three candidates were selected for the final test - two men and a woman. They were given a pistol and told that there was one bullet in it and they had to enter a closed room and shoot the person sitting in there.

One man refused outright and was eliminated.

The second man went in there, but came out after a minute saying that he would not do it.

The woman went in, and some loud noises were heard after which the woman came out looking dishevelled. She threw the pistol at her examiners and said "Why the hell didn't you tell me it was loaded with a blank? I had to knock him out with the chair"

in my house i know that i am the boss.

how do i know that?

wife told me so.