Indians For Guns

Complete Vs Finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “COMPLETE & FINISHED”.
However in a Linguistic conference held in London which was attended by many renowned linguists...
In a heated debate Samsundar Balgobind, a Guyanese of Indian origin came out the clear winner.

The question was - Is there a difference between “Complete & Finished”….

His answer was:
When you marry the RIGHT woman, you are COMPLETE…
If you marry the WRONG woman you are FINISHED…
But when the RIGHT one catches you with the WRONG one…
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!!!

The standing ovation that followed continued for over an hour!!!!
Briha

Wake Up Guys....
Where's your sense of humor??????
Briha

Thanks for the joke .

I generally , read your jokes and then pass them on as my own .

F-N-Five-Seven

Great one...Lol

ROFL

Good one though heard this a few times still gives a good laugh , so i will do a return favour


A man was known for his super optimism , no situation was worse for him , one day he passes the sheriffs palce and sees a big
gathering , he walks up to the nearest man and asks the reason of such gathering , the man says in a clandestine whisper that sheriff came back early this morning caught his wife with someone and has shot them both.

our guy lets out a whistle and says could have been worse , WHAT cries the man in horror , Yes could have been worse if he was early yesterday i would be dead

lol...hahaha he got that right...

brihacharan wrote:Complete Vs Finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “COMPLETE & FINISHED”.
However in a Linguistic conference held in London which was attended by many renowned linguists...
In a heated debate Samsundar Balgobind, a Guyanese of Indian origin came out the clear winner.

The question was - Is there a difference between “Complete & Finished”….

His answer was:
When you marry the RIGHT woman, you are COMPLETE…
If you marry the WRONG woman you are FINISHED…
But when the RIGHT one catches you with the WRONG one…
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!!!

The standing ovation that followed continued for over an hour!!!!
Briha

LOL.

trust an old timer to come up with this. lol

brihacharan wrote:Wake Up Guys....
Where's your sense of humor??????
Briha

,good one Briha