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Complete Vs Finished

Post by brihacharan » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:25 am

Complete Vs Finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “COMPLETE & FINISHED”.
However in a Linguistic conference held in London which was attended by many renowned linguists...
In a heated debate Samsundar Balgobind, a Guyanese of Indian origin came out the clear winner.

The question was - Is there a difference between “Complete & Finished”….

His answer was:
When you marry the RIGHT woman, you are COMPLETE…
If you marry the WRONG woman you are FINISHED…
But when the RIGHT one catches you with the WRONG one…
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!!! ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

The standing ovation that followed continued for over an hour!!!!
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by brihacharan » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:33 pm

Wake Up Guys....
Where's your sense of humor?????? :roll:
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by FN-Five-Seven » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:54 pm

Thanks for the joke .

I generally , read your jokes and then pass them on as my own . :mrgreen:

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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by bennedose » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:37 pm

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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by Big Daddy » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:47 pm

Great one...Lol
The early bird gets the worm, but the fact is, if the worm had woken up late, it would still be alive.
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by ruger_rugged » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:25 am

ROFL

ROTFL
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by a_kamal » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:09 pm

Good one though heard this a few times still gives a good laugh , so i will do a return favour :)


A man was known for his super optimism , no situation was worse for him , one day he passes the sheriffs palce and sees a big
gathering , he walks up to the nearest man and asks the reason of such gathering , the man says in a clandestine whisper that sheriff came back early this morning caught his wife with someone and has shot them both.

our guy lets out a whistle and says could have been worse , WHAT cries the man in horror , Yes could have been worse if he was early yesterday i would be dead
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by surajshuresh » Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:24 pm

lol...hahaha he got that right...
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by ARAE » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:17 pm

ROTFL ROTFL :agree: ROTFL ROTFL :agree: ROTFL ROTFL :agree: ROTFL ROTFL :agree: ROTFL ROTFL
brihacharan wrote:Complete Vs Finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “COMPLETE & FINISHED”.
However in a Linguistic conference held in London which was attended by many renowned linguists...
In a heated debate Samsundar Balgobind, a Guyanese of Indian origin came out the clear winner.

The question was - Is there a difference between “Complete & Finished”….

His answer was:
When you marry the RIGHT woman, you are COMPLETE…
If you marry the WRONG woman you are FINISHED…
But when the RIGHT one catches you with the WRONG one…
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!!! ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

The standing ovation that followed continued for over an hour!!!!
Briha
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by Vikram » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:08 pm

LOL.
It ain’t over ’til it’s over! "Rocky,Rocky,Rocky....."
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by nagarifle » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:14 pm

trust an old timer to come up with this. lol
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Re: Complete Vs Finished

Post by Amit357 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:53 pm

brihacharan wrote:Wake Up Guys....
Where's your sense of humor?????? :roll:
Briha
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ,good one Briha
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