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Job interview

Post by mundaire » Sat May 25, 2013 8:34 am

Courtesy Brownell's web bench mailer:

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked the hotshot young Engineer, fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The engineer coolly said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years for starters, say, a red Corvette?"

The engineer tried to control his excitement, but sat straight up and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah," the interviewer shrugged, "But you started it."
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Re: Job interview

Post by Vikram » Sat May 25, 2013 4:21 pm

ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Job interview

Post by adilmaroof » Sat May 25, 2013 5:36 pm

Nice one as per todays generation.
It is okay for me to have everything i want.....

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Re: Job interview

Post by TC » Sat May 25, 2013 6:53 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: Job interview

Post by brihacharan » Sat May 25, 2013 8:03 pm

A guy applies to a "Recruitment Agency"....
Interviewer > So what kind of a job are you looking for?
Applicant > I'm not looking for a job, I want to get trained...
Interviewer > What kind of 'Training'?
Applicant > On "How to start a 'Racket' like yours :lol:
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Re: Job interview

Post by Mark » Sat May 25, 2013 8:22 pm

Interviewer: What do you think is your greatest weakness:

Applicant: Honesty

Interviewer: Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness.

Applicant: I don't give a damn what you think.
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Re: Job interview

Post by Sakobav » Sun May 26, 2013 6:23 am

My first day orientation in fortune 100 high tech company had slide..." Welcome to a great kennel and you are highly paid dogs"... I am not joking most of fellas with me were from MIT, Cal tech or Carnegie Mellon type guys. There was a toilet seat in conference room and you worked hard to avoid sitting on it LOL

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