Indians For Guns

1. I tried to catch some fog. I mist
2. When chemists die, they Barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst
4. The soldier survived an attack of mustard gas and pepper spray. He is a seasoned veteran.
5. I know a chap who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
6. The Rabbi loves tea. Hebrews it.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. The girl said she knew me from the vegan club. I never met herbivore
9. I am reading a book on anti-gravity. Unputdownable.
10. They told me I had type A blood...but it was a Type O
11. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with Battery.
12. The dinosaur had an extensive vocabulary. Its called a Thesaurus
13. Bladder infection? Urine trouble!
14. I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Hi Slingshot,
> Either my eyesight is failing me or I have a dirty mind ...... Did you say "Punography" or Por.....phy?
> Nevertheless - Had great fun reading them
Briha

PUN-o-graphy, Brihji ... Your eyesight is not failing you nor are you getting older. If at all, you get younger by the minute.

Too good slingshot. Made my day; thank you very much.

Reminds me of an anecdote shared by a visiting monk (from RK Mission) to our school. Some queen of England was too addicted to puns and thought of it as elevation of human intellect. So she forbade her husband to enter their bedroom unless he came up with the "pun-of-the-night". Now that was some royal decree ! One night after an eventful day when the king retired for the night, the queen refused to open the door unless he came up with something "brilliant". So the poor fellow thought and thought and thought and then suddenly yelped - "Oh Pun !" and she OPENED the door.

airgun_novice wrote:PUN-o-graphy, Brihji ... Your eyesight is not failing you nor are you getting older. If at all, you get younger by the minute.

Too good slingshot. Made my day; thank you very much.

Reminds me of an anecdote shared by a visiting monk (from RK Mission) to our school. Some queen of England was too addicted to puns and thought of it as elevation of human intellect. So she forbade her husband to enter their bedroom unless he came up with the "pun-of-the-night". Now that was some royal decree ! One night after an eventful day when the king retired for the night, the queen refused to open the door unless he came up with something "brilliant". So the poor fellow thought and thought and thought and then suddenly yelped - "Oh Pun !" and she OPENED the door.

really funny AGN

> Talking of PUNS reminds me of the great 'Groucho Marx - a punster par excellence!
> During a charity event John Dunlop the founder of the famous Dunlop Auto Tyres ran into Groucho and said...
> I believe you're a remarkable punster - Can you make one on my name?
> Without batting eyelid Groucho replied "Remove the LOP & it's DONE"

> On another occasion Groucho was confronted by a King of a minor European Kingdom who asked Groucho to make a pun on the word KING...
> Groucho smiled and replied "KING is not a SUBJECT"

Briha

I think this is going to be an interesting thread

My friend lost all sensation on his left side? I believe he is all right now.

brihacharan wrote:> Talking of PUNS reminds me of the great 'Groucho Marx - a punster par excellence!
> During a charity event John Dunlop the founder of the famous Dunlop Auto Tyres ran into Groucho and said...
> I believe you're a remarkable punster - Can you make one on my name?
> Without batting eyelid Groucho replied "Remove the LOP & it's DONE"

> On another occasion Groucho was confronted by a King of a minor European Kingdom who asked Groucho to make a pun on the word KING...
> Groucho smiled and replied "KING is not a SUBJECT"

Briha

Great One Briha Ji. Groucho Marx is also the luminary who said :

'Time flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a Banana.'

slingshot wrote: I think this is going to be an interesting thread
My friend lost all sensation on his left side? I believe he is all right now.

> Here's Some More

1. Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
2. Don't justify sin, just defy sin.
3. A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.
4. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
5. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
6. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
7. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
8. A horse is a very stable animal.
9. The duck said to the bartender, ‘put it on my bill’.


Briha

Here's one for all Avid Anglers...

> You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish, Unless of course, you play bass.

> Go, Hook - Line & Sinker
Briha

The Cat ...'my purr-puss is to a-mews myself'

TC

Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

Need an Ark? I noah guy!

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Briha