Husband/ wife series.................

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Husband/ wife series.................

1)
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

2)
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-
"Meri Le Ja...!"
''Meri Le Ja...!''

3)
Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is
better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

4)
Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Ka***, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."


and...last but not least 5)

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai, hum ne kaha
khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...