Indians For Guns

A Hillbilly was driving past a huge lake when a redneck warden stopped him.
The warden a Hillbilly hater said 'Hey what you got there'?
The Hillbilly showed him the half dozen ducks he had bagged.
The warden wanting to nail the Hillbilly picked one of the ducks smelled its butt and said - this one is from Kentucky - do you ahve a Kentucky licence?
The Hillbilly showed him the Kentucky licence - whereupon the warden picked another duck & after smelling its butt said - this one is from Connecticut - do you have a Connecticut licence & the Hillbilly showed that too.
This went on till the Hillbilly showed him different licencs from different states.
The warden by now bustling with anger asked - Who are you & where the hell are you from...
The Hillbilly dropped his pants & said "You are the expert" - You tell me...
Briha

Hillllarious....

sir you never fail to make us laugh on a hard day.
regards
dr.jk

u av neutralised all my strees for the day day sir...

Having lived and studied in Kentucky - these chaps do have a very earthy sense of humor. Under certain circumstances would never be a smart Alec with men in uniforms..we were issued a ticket for driving under 45 miles by state trooper once !!