Indians For Guns

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks

>>in

>>the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear

>>Removers."

>>

>>He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30

>>minutes.

>>

>>The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a

>>ladder, a

>>baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bulldog.

>>

>>"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

>>

>>"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going

>>to go

>>up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

>>When

>>the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles

>>and

>>not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him

>>in

>>the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the

>>homeowner.

>>

>>"What's the shotgun for ? "asks the homeowner.

>>

>> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the F^&King dog." ------------------>

>>

>

Good One!!

Lolllll. Good one Pa'aji

Best
Moin.

in case the guy does fall off the roof and the pitbull does go for his errr...family jewels , wouldn't shooting off the shottie still cause collateral damage?! LMAO

You old men always say these naughty things...

haji this is funny

But it reminds of an incident rather a true anecdote about a bear hunt narrated to me by my friend. Her father was invited to a hunting trip up north somewhere in Vermont etc. All of these guys were tough irish city sleekers from Bronx and were probably bit out of league but they were all WWII veterans. Father of my friend was ex Carlson raider a crack marine unit who had fought in Guadalcanal..They shot the bear and loaded it into their station wagon along with Guns / Gear next to it - remember those old hatchack car type one. Started driving and somewhere on a major Connecticut highway the gear in the back started moving around. next thing they know is its an injured nasty bear who woke up.. veering on highway with a mad mauling bear creating havoc - stopped the car ran out shut the door. the bear shredded the interior. State police came and dispatched it. Now lot of questions why they didnt quarter the bear in field or didnt confirm it..again these were blue collar workers who were holding multiple jobs..
Cheers

Very nice Haji !!!

Baljit