>>in
>>the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
>>Removers."
>>
>>He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
>>minutes.
>>
>>The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
>>ladder, a
>>baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bulldog.
>>
>>"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
>>
>>"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going
>>to go
>>up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
>>When
>>the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
>>and
>>not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
>>in
>>the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the
>>homeowner.
>>
>>"What's the shotgun for ? "asks the homeowner.
>>
>> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the F^&King dog." ------------------>
>>
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