HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:11 am
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.