Indians For Guns

Height : 4ft
Origin : From another planet
Disposition: Unknown but presumed hostile
Armor: Metal, composition unknown
Weapons: unknown
Capabilities: Unknown but can move on land and also fly

Which weapon do you propose to confront this alien intruder sighted on our Northern borders?????

Excalibur.......................



Best
Moin.

We shall deploy Naga.

Moin. wrote: Excalibur.......................

Excalibur? What excalibur?

Since the first thing that we do about something we don't understand is to try and destroy it, I was thinking "Sticky Bomb" but since you insist on using edged weapons:

If this thing can walk about and then fly, it probably has a decent power supply. So I would be really leery about sticking it with a metal edged weapon. Ya, Ya. I don't care about the gum boots you're wearing, I think you're still going to get zapped pretty good.

So who knows if it has a cutting laser or little tools for close up work, (y'know like R2D2). Just to be on the safe side, I would want some kind of stand-off distance when I stick it with whatever edged weapon that I choose. You also need something that will penetrate about a foot. C'mon, if you're going to scramble WALLE's guts, you want to do a thorough job. It's also going to have to be a substantially strong penetrator.

My choice would be a SMLE No.1 Mk. III with one of those sword bayonets



or a SMLE No. 4 Mk. 1 with the spike bayonet.


So there you have it.
We have some reach/standoff distance with all that lovely wood to act as an insulator and a robust penetrator to stir some robot guts with. Not only that, if you just had your morning coffee and are feeling enthusiastic when you jab it, you might get the bayonet stuck. In that case, with the Smelly, all you have to do is to pull the trigger and voila, your bayonet slides free. Now you're ready for another one of those runty Chinese robots to come be-bopping along.

The lady wielding the Excalibur would do the job pretty well, I think . If not, there's old Leo in the background.

Just get the nice vintage auto out of the way before the fireworks start to fly!!

Of course, XL's SMLE with a bayo as long as the gun would probably work.... and so would Naga's fabled 155 mm how-itz-er!!

winnie_the_pooh wrote:

Moin. wrote: Excalibur.......................

Excalibur? What excalibur?

I know Winnie, hard to see the Excalibur when there's such a pretty" automobile" around

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Moin.

Esdee, Winnie if the excalibur doesnt work. We have Rajnikanth.

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.

54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
60 Rajinikanth can dream up to 256 levels of dreams even without sleeping.
61.Rajinikanth can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajinikanth bites frost.
64. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajinikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikanth inspired James Cameron to make Avatar, he discovered Pandora.
91. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. You can write only 100 facts about the superstar. Rajinikanth is very modest

I'd see if it had anything worthwhile to trade for a can of WD40.

Moin, thank you, thank you, thank you! For me, that puts an end to the discussion, as Rajinikanth can get the job done like no other!

Lakka Lakka Lakka Lakka!

Mind it!

Mark wrote:I'd see if it had anything worthwhile to trade for a can of WD40.

but good plan...........

Moin, I borrowed your list. Do you know what happened to #s 51, 52, and 53?

timmy wrote:Moin, I borrowed your list. Do you know what happened to #s 51, 52, and 53?

51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. -

52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. -

53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth.

Lolllzzz really ends the discussion on this thread does'nt it. We Have The Rajnikanth Alens Beware lolllzzz

Mind It Rascala !!!

Best
Moin.