US Marine and the Japanese Soldier
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:46 pm
A Marine in WWII is about to go to war.
He is standing in line, waiting to be issued his weapon.
When he gets to the window, the clerk tells him "We are fresh out of rifles, all I got is this broomstick."
"Broomstick!" the soldier yells.."What am I gonna do with that?"
"Easy" the clerks sais.."When those Japanese soldiers start coming at you, point it at them and go Bangy, Bang, bang!! and those Japanese will fall down dead."
"Thats a crock" the soldier said "But what choice do I have??"
2 weeks later, The Marine is storming the beach at Iwo Jima, sure enough, he spots a Japanese soldier coming at him. He point the broomstick and yells "Bangy, bang, bang." Sure enough, the Japanese soldier falls down dead.
10 minutes later, he spots another.."Bangy..bang..bang" Dead.
By now, the entire platoon is pushing up the beach with him as he is slaughtering the Japanese soldiers.
Half way up the beach, The Marine spots a Japanese soldier running at him full speed, he points and yells "Bangy..bang..bang" the Japanese soldier keeps coming, the Marine takes a knee, takes careful aim and yells again "Bangy..bang..bang"..the Japanese soldier keeps coming.
Before the Marine can shoot again, the Japanese soldier runs up to the Marine, kicks him in the chest and walk over him yelling "Tanky..Tank..Tank!!!!"
He is standing in line, waiting to be issued his weapon.
When he gets to the window, the clerk tells him "We are fresh out of rifles, all I got is this broomstick."
"Broomstick!" the soldier yells.."What am I gonna do with that?"
"Easy" the clerks sais.."When those Japanese soldiers start coming at you, point it at them and go Bangy, Bang, bang!! and those Japanese will fall down dead."
"Thats a crock" the soldier said "But what choice do I have??"
2 weeks later, The Marine is storming the beach at Iwo Jima, sure enough, he spots a Japanese soldier coming at him. He point the broomstick and yells "Bangy, bang, bang." Sure enough, the Japanese soldier falls down dead.
10 minutes later, he spots another.."Bangy..bang..bang" Dead.
By now, the entire platoon is pushing up the beach with him as he is slaughtering the Japanese soldiers.
Half way up the beach, The Marine spots a Japanese soldier running at him full speed, he points and yells "Bangy..bang..bang" the Japanese soldier keeps coming, the Marine takes a knee, takes careful aim and yells again "Bangy..bang..bang"..the Japanese soldier keeps coming.
Before the Marine can shoot again, the Japanese soldier runs up to the Marine, kicks him in the chest and walk over him yelling "Tanky..Tank..Tank!!!!"
