Doctors vs. Gun Owners

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Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Post by ckkalyan » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:21 pm

Doctors vs. Gun Owners ……

Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:

Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!
ROTFL
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!

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Re: Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Post by shooter » Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:40 pm

been posted before
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.

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