Indians For Guns

Pat decided to call on his friend TOM who was recovering from 2 black eyes, a broken jaw & a fractured arm - His friend Mike joined him to visit the clinic where TOM was laid up.

> On their way Mike asked Pat - how did TOM land up the way he did & Pat replied....
> You see TOM decided to take his wife to Dinner & Dance on their 25th Wedding Anniversary.
> After a very romantic candle light dinner, Tom took his wife on to the dance floor.
> Amongst the dancers there was this one guy who was dancing splendidly with a broad smile on his face and TOM pointed this fellow to his wife & said "Wow! Look at the way he is dancing" - To which his wife replied:
> You know TOM this guy proposed to me 25 years ago!!!!
> To which Tom replied "I CAN SEE THAT HE'S STILL CELEBRATING"
> Well the outcome was pretty obvious
Briha

ha ha ha,
we can laugh over this again and again!

Where do u get all these jokes from Briha saab.?

Reminds me of the one I heard in the morning today.

A man goes to the Police station to file a complaint regarding his missing Wife.
The Cop tells him"Why did you come to file an FIR? You should have come with a box of mithai instead."

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