TAS[Transportation Safety Administration]
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:34 am
TSA'S new slogan contest
These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan.
1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
9. We are now free to move about your pants
10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS
16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy
17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
19. Let your fingers do the Walking
20. Cough, please
21. Reach out and touch someone
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan.
1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
9. We are now free to move about your pants
10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS
16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy
17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
19. Let your fingers do the Walking
20. Cough, please
21. Reach out and touch someone
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
Wasn't "Reach out and touch someone" someone else's slogan?