A prayer by gun lover

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A prayer by gun lover

Post by target shooter » Sun May 27, 2012 5:22 pm

Dear good God, please send a high ranking custom officer who is soft hearted for gun lovers ,
an IOF officer who has time to read the feed backs from general public & also think
and a good :roll: senior politician who loves only the legal guns :!: as members of this forum.

Dear good God don't you think its high time we get some respite.

Regards,
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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by Hammerhead » Sun May 27, 2012 7:16 pm

You are barking at the wrong tree, says the god :roll: - Haji
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by Priyan » Sun May 27, 2012 7:40 pm

My prayer is same but I pray to ZImmerman instead of god. IDK if he's criminal or innocent but I believe in him more than Jesus.
When I'll get to shoot a gun?

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by nm » Sun May 27, 2012 7:53 pm

target shooter wrote:Dear good God, please send a high ranking custom officer who is soft hearted for gun lovers ,
an IOF officer who has time to read the feed backs from general public & also think
and a good :roll: senior politician who loves only the legal guns :!: as members of this forum.

Dear good God don't you think its high time we get some respite.

Regards,
TS
AMEN !

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by goodboy_mentor » Sun May 27, 2012 8:27 pm

God helps those who help themselves.
"If my mother tongue is shaking the foundations of your State, it probably means that you built your State on my land" - Musa Anter, Kurdish writer, assassinated by the Turkish secret services in 1992

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by Priyan » Sun May 27, 2012 8:31 pm

goodboy_mentor wrote:God helps those who help themselves.
The problem is who helps themselves don't need god's help so god helps the one who doesn't need help.
So by that logic god is useless :D
When I'll get to shoot a gun?

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by varunik » Sun May 27, 2012 8:50 pm

Priyan wrote:
goodboy_mentor wrote:God helps those who help themselves.
The problem is who helps themselves don't need god's help so god helps the one who doesn't need help.
So by that logic god is useless :D
After a point of time, you DO need god's help.
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by gverma » Sun May 27, 2012 10:15 pm

ah-men

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by manu14143 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:44 am

A small addition to the prayer god... Please help me buy my first air pistol for now is the time I still have my passion and only now I'm making some good money... Not sure if I'll have any of those by the time you answer the first part of the prayer... :wink:

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Re: A prayer by gun lover

Post by target shooter » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:45 am

manu14143 wrote:A small addition to the prayer god... Please help me buy my first air pistol for now is the time I still have my passion and only now I'm making some good money... Not sure if I'll have any of those by the time you answer the first part of the prayer... :wink:

God got entangled in the matrix of indian arms act and the PB/ NPB jargon.
I can understand God's helplessness status as its very complicated to comprehend to come to any conclusion as far as Indian arms law is concern.
eg
- An Indian citizen can bring an air gun/rifle in his luggage on return trip from abroad. Yet he cannot import the
same with the same ease.
- You can buy scope for rifle from any available shop but when you try to buy online there crops up problems.
- handguns from IOF cannot be sold for 5 yrs from the date of purchase from the factory, Yet handguns of 2010 /2011
of IOF are available for purchase in reg. arms dealers/ shops. Wonder how many lic. holder are selling IOF handgun
to get their daughters married. Desperately needed the 1.5 lakh eh.. :D
- Some monkey proposed that air-rifle should be covered with license and the authority had enough bureaucratic
spare time to discuss/ debate on it.( LET ME REMIND YOU SAM YOUNG AIRRIFLE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN INDIA)
- Any specific model/make and NIB but unlicensed pistol in grey market in this country will cost 10 times less than
the 50 years old but with license.
- etc..... etc ......


but :cheers:

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