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Post by Priyan » Mon May 07, 2012 8:43 pm

Howdy-doo, ah's Bubba fum Alabama an' ah was modifyin' this hyar gun ah bought at a gunshow yessuhterday while six packin' moonshine. ah was so drunk thet af'er modifyin' it ah fo'got whut gun it was, kin yo' guys he'p me identify it?
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Re: Identify this

Post by xl_target » Mon May 07, 2012 9:07 pm

Hmm! Enfield action with a bunch of AR-15 pars cobbled on.
Not a .303, looking at the magazine. I just hope Bubba didn't modify a .22 SMLE.
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Post by Priyan » Mon May 07, 2012 10:31 pm

The original poster did say it was a .22
Never underestimate Bubba, I've seen firing pins being replaced with a nail by him. Just wondering what would happen if the nail pierces the primer.
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Post by xl_target » Mon May 07, 2012 10:48 pm

Priyan wrote:The original poster did say it was a .22
Never underestimate Bubba, I've seen firing pins being replaced with a nail by him. Just wondering what would happen if the nail pierces the primer.
Bummer! Those .22 SMLE are rare. They are getting harder and harder to find.
It's like putting a wing, a hood scoop and spinning rims on a Rolls Royce.
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Re: Identify this

Post by Big Daddy » Mon May 07, 2012 11:26 pm

xl_target wrote:Bummer! Those .22 SMLE are rare. They are getting harder and harder to find.
It's like putting a wing, a hood scoop and spinning rims on a Rolls Royce.
Lol!!! ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Identify this

Post by Hammerhead » Tue May 08, 2012 5:07 am

1. It's a shoulder thing that goes up

2. 22/NOT/22

3. Bolt Action Semi Auto

4. WasteExpertoGeniusIdiotBoltMachineGun :deadhorse:
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Re: Identify this

Post by Priyan » Tue May 08, 2012 7:48 am

I've seen a Mauser painted blue and with My Little Pony stickers on top but too lazy to search it in my HDD.
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Re: Identify this

Post by Priyan » Tue May 08, 2012 7:49 am

Hammerhead wrote:1. It's a shoulder thing that goes up

2. 22/NOT/22

3. Bolt Action Semi Auto

4. WasteExpertoGeniusIdiotBoltMachineGun :deadhorse:
You forgot to mention it fires holo pint full lead sweatered billittes dat seek babies and cops, it also tumbles inside the skull and then explodes.
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