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The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:54 pm
by nagarifle
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that -but first I have two conditions
1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun! , why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!'

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:02 pm
by Priyan
How a hookah can blush?
Also this homosexual joke ain't funny man.

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:13 pm
by nagarifle
this is not a joke about gender etc but how humans lie to get what they want.

this is why i am anti humans

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:17 pm
by Priyan
Anti-human?
You start off by eliminating human then, but lemme fire a gun first. I'm ready to report at pearly gate after that :D

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:19 pm
by ak27
nagarifle wrote:
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!'
:lol: :lol:
That driver definitely must have been DUI!!
Alas..the effects of Alcohol!!

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:22 pm
by ak27
nagarifle wrote:this is not a joke about gender etc but how humans lie to get what they want.
:agree:
nagarifle wrote:this is why i am anti humans
Me too, but more like 'anti-human nature'

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:25 pm
by varunik
Haha xD

Re: The Kiss

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:58 pm
by rraju2805
nagarifle wrote: but how humans lie to get what they want.

:agree: