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The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:08 pm
by brihacharan
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper....!!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because the lawyer knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." ROTFL
Cheers
Briha

Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:12 pm
by varunik
The only thing which pops in my mind when I read Godfather is Don Vito Corleone and Don Michael Corleone.
Lawyer= Tom Hagen

Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:03 pm
by brihacharan
varunik wrote:The only thing which pops in my mind when I read Godfather is Don Vito Corleone and Don Michael Corleone.
Lawyer= Tom Hagen
You must see Sylvester Stallone's film OSCAR in which he acts as a Mafia Boss - his Book Keeper embezzles a million dollars and winds up marrying his daughter. :D
Briha

Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:30 am
by airgun_novice
Good ones, both the joke and the movie :-)